Bane is an awesome bad guy / anti-hero and Mercenary in the Comics and various animated adaptations. He was always one of my faves because he was a hot muscle chub bear with a bad ass attitude. Yeah yeah I have a one track mind LOL. He looked like this in most adaptations...
Now he was in a Batman movie. That horrible George Clooney Batman and Robin Movie. Now the movie sucked balls but it was entertaining and Bane looked hot. Played by the late Jeep Swanson (a hot big muscle-bear wrestler). He looked like this.....
Now in this new movie coming out. He looks all anorexic LOL. WTF were they thinking. There is so many people that could have played this role. Like Vader from WWE Wrestling, and so many others out there that have the bulk and girth. Hell they could have put a muscle suit on the dude...but no he looks like wind will blow the fucker over. This is freakin horrible. Just as bad as casting that idiot to play Volstagg in the Thor movie. This Tom Hardy dude looks like he came out of fucking 90210 and fucking Glee! Really? does he look like he can break someone's fucking back?
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| Batman grabs Bane and says "Get out of my face you Little Bitch!" |
Anyways, i will still see the new Batman movie when it is done but I will be very disappointed due to the fact that I have to watch a twink Bane actually give Batman a run for his money. In the comics this is the guy that broke Batman's back and put him on the shelf for a few months....This actor could not break wind for as i care LOL.
Still not as bad as when they got Raúl Juliá to play M Bison in that awful Street Fighter film. It makes me laugh and cry all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteSo true but at least that was campy..
ReplyDelete.they did however at least got a nice bear for Zangeifs character and not some skinny bitch like this batman is doing with bane.
Yeah, considering the original character design they could of made him beefier. One reason might be they didn't want to try and copy what they already did in a past film. But they still could of made him more realistic and still be big and beefy.
ReplyDeleteI'm not proud of visiting this site, I blame Google. This is the first time it REALLY failed me, even the times I looked for heterosexual porn and was presented with penises were never as horrible as finding myself here on a website of a DJ that thirty people know about. I thought it was bad enough to look at your cheaply thrown together website of which theme you downloaded, I find that your imagination has locked out reality, it is not physically possible to look like Kane (who you obviously fantasize about, I don't care if you are a man or woman, it's just weird as fuck.)
ReplyDeleteThe texture of any movie is the character's ability to entertain in their role, not the exact representation of the character you read when you were seven.
Would you rather have a muscle bound retard in a blockbuster movie, that cant act for dick (like you do) or a well represented person that can provide realism?
Take a week or two to let your brain process this.
Douces : )
Normally I don't